Chimi the hamster 5" Plush keychain

🐹 Chimi the Hamster Plush – The Pro-Level Procrastinator in Disguise

Chimi is tiny, round, and outrageously lazy.
At just 8cm tall (and wide!), this sleepy little puffball prefers naps over everything – including life responsibilities. He’s the master of postponing, evading, and pretending to be an orange to avoid being noticed. Yes, an orange. Don’t ask.

Made from soft brushed faux rabbit fur and small enough to hang on your bag or tuck into a fruit basket, Chimi is the ultimate low-effort companion.

💛 Meet Chimi

Chimi doesn’t rush.
Or plan. Or move unless he absolutely has to. His to-do list hasn’t been touched since spring, and his favorite thing to do is… well, nothing.

When overwhelmed by expectations, Chimi simply rolls into a ball and goes undercover as a citrus fruit. It’s surprisingly effective. You’d be amazed how few people question a sleepy orange in a fruit bowl.

But beneath all that laziness is a surprisingly comforting friend – the kind who never judges, never hurries you, and always reminds you: it’s okay to take things slow (or, like, not at all).

🧸 Product Details

• Size: Approx. 8cm x 8cm – small, round, and pocket-friendly

• Material: Brushed faux rabbit fur – soft and snuggly despite the laziness

• Features: Keychain-ready + can be "cosplaying" as a tangerine

• Perfect for: Bag charms, fruit bowl surprises, or emotional support loafs

• Age: Safe for ages 3+ and all known procrastinators

🎁 Chimi is made for:

• People who delay emails for 3–5 business months

• That friend who naps through brunch plans

• Lovers of chaos, snacks, and extremely low-effort energy

• Or you – if you’ve ever said, “I’ll do it tomorrow,” and truly meant never