Mushroom fish alien 5" Plush

🍄🐟 Predator 001 – The Alien Mushroom-Fish Who Shouldn’t Be Here

It came from somewhere unknown. It has too many teeth, too many spores, and way too much energy.
Nicknamed Predator 001, this 11cm mushroom-fish hybrid may look squishy, but it’s an ecological nightmare in a cute disguise.

Since crash-landing in the forest, it’s been eating everything – flowers, moss, even the idea of peace and quiet. Its reproduction rate? Alarming. Its impact? Catastrophic. Its expression? Suspiciously innocent.

💛 Meet Predator 001

No one knows where it came from.
Some say it fell from a glowing hole in the sky. Others swear they saw it wriggle out of a fallen comet. One thing is clear: this thing isn’t from here.

It’s hungry. It’s fast. It multiplies.
And worst of all, it doesn’t even realize it’s doing anything wrong.
It just waddles around, chomping on leaves and roots, cooing softly to itself while chaos blooms in its wake.

The forest animals have tried everything – reasoning, hiding, even politely asking it to leave. But Predator 001 just blinks slowly and eats another fern.

🧸 Product Details

• Size: Approx. 11cm – pocket-sized… which is unfortunate

• Material: Brushed faux rabbit fur (don’t let the softness fool you)

• Design: Alien mushroom-fish hybrid with a disturbingly cute face

• Character: Chaotic neutral meets interdimensional foodie

• Perfect for: Villain collectors, lore nerds, and chaos enjoyers

• Age: Safe for ages 3+ and interstellar biologists

🎁 Predator 001 is made for:

• The friend who keeps “accidentally” breaking things

• People who say “oops” right after causing major problems

• Fans of soft sci-fi and fungal aesthetics

• Or you – if you love your plushies cute, cursed, and canonically invasive